Friends
29 Mar
Girlfriend-Pronunciation: ‘g&r(-&)l-”frend
Function: noun
One who acts as a tread on the bottom of your shoe when all elements point to a big slip. Also can be used for amplifying a humorous situation, positive situation, a situation that is on the fence between positive and negative, and otherwise weird situations. One who acts as a buffer to you and the rest of the world. She may also justify negative behavior based on current negative situations. She is available at anytime of the day, and puts you before anyone of the male species and prioritizes situations for you when you are unable to overcome a circumstance. Girlfriends judge each other, but will murder anyone else for judging their friends.
May 12th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
This reminds me of my daughters. I can not describe them as delicate creatures, but wonderful beings. Anyway, back to my story. A couple of months ago I hear a “thud” followed by a scream… 1st daughter had punched 2nd daughter square in the back. ( I still haven’t hear the truth about why) My response is to separate, check to make sure 2nd daughter is not horribly injured, and follow up with a punishment for 1st daughter… And here is the kicker. 2nd Daughter threw herself between 1st daughter and I determined that NOONE and I mean NOONE will hurt her sister, even if the spanking is a punishment for the brutal attack on her! Again. You can do anything to your sister/friend, but don’t let anyone else even look sideways at them.